sometimes i make text posts and put them in my drafts while i try and decide if they’re funny enough to post

lizayzay:

JIM AND PAM HAVING TO EXPLAIN TO THEIR KIDS THAT THEY CAN’T GO TO CHILI’S FOR DINNER BECAUSE PAM IS BANNED FOR LIFE

lmfakljsg  

I know that you had to make this choice, and you had to give something up for me, but I never want you to have to give up anything.


do i

  • watch a new show
  • rewatch another show
  • watch a movie
  • read a book
  • or read fanfiction

my life choices are so difficult

Jim

Is jim

My name is jim 

i don't understand the mystical powers that you possess. every single time you reblog something from me, my follower count goes crazy. are you the pied piper? are you jesus?

you wouldn’t understand jenn, it’s a secret… 

classic-jim-face:

you are SO drunk!